The first thing you need to do is check out this vintage men’s punk leather jacket by Urban Outfitters.

The second thing you need to do is buy it. I’ve never led you astray with clothing before!

Surprisingly, this amazing jacket has attracted some negative attention, inspiring such comments as:

Someone found my middle school sketch book and put a page on a facy jacket! =O
Please someone buy me one so I can set fire to it in front of an Urban Outfitters,

and

Things that suck:
1) Genocide
2) SIDS
3) This
4) Child soldiers in Africa

That’s why I feel I need to defend this jacket, ahem, modern piece of history. The haters are welcome. Chances are that you don’t know anything about punk music or the punk lifestyle, so maybe this will educate you.

 

1. The Price

What’s the last thing you bought for $375 that wasn’t worth it? Probably Playstation 2 when it first came out and you’re still using that thing to play exercise DVDs in your garage. Conclusion: worth it.

Let me explain economy to you. Successful companies can’t sell something for higher than it is valued. If they did, they wouldn’t sell anything.

 

2. Educating the new generation

How do you think these new-age punks got their style?

 

3. Reviews

Let me tell you a few things about Dave W.

• He’s from London
• He’s 25-34

Let me tell you a few things about punks

• They’re from London
• They ‘re 25-34

I’ll put my money into the safe bet and go ahead with the ‘proper punk’s’ assessment.

 

4. It says “Ass” on it

This actually shouldn’t be considered a bad review. If anything I think Anonymous got the pros and cons backwards. 

YEAH IT SAYS ‘ASS’ ON IT. AND THAT’S PRETTY FUCKIN’ COOL.

And guess what, haters. Punk started as a counter-culture, so it’s actually better if you’re being made fun of.

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