The Greatest Robocop Remake Eh-EVER! + Original Movie Review+Full Movie Stream

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Full Robocop (1987) stream at the bottom!

I’d buy that for a dollar!

It’s not often that I’m impressed. Mostly because I avoid introducing myself to new things. But this video from Fatal Farm is something I would easily invest 2 million dollars into promoting if I had the money.

Unfortunately the most I can do is post it here. If you love Paul Verhoeven’s violence, you will love this remake of Scene 27 of Robocop (1987):

Pure excellence. I think I watched the guy get a boner a couple more times than I should have, but I’ve always appreciated a man showing his bare dick for comedy.

If you like dick humor then you can’t miss this one from Jon Benjamin either:

Enough of that…

Live Tweet Review!

In preparation for the upcoming Robocop coming out Feb. 12th, I’ve decided to waste an hour and a half of my time and minutes of yours to live tweet my ‘review’ of the original.

 

Robocop (original) live tweet in 10 minutes  @RoboCop

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Is Robotcop cooler than Robocop? 

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My girlfriend is criticizing the acting, which I don’t find important, but she is spot on 

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The news stories at the beginning of the movie really minimize the weight of the main conflict 

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I’d kill to be able to blow a bubble like Nancy Allen 

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At one point I thought the Ed209 figure was the best action figure you could have. 

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“We’re ready to go with the Robocop program. We just have to wait for the perfect candidate to die.” 

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This van looks like a lot of fun. static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2013071201… 

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On a side note, my Kurtwood Smith impression is exactly the same as my Jack Nicholson and Christian Slater impressions

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Because of  it’s perfectly acceptable & understood for one 20something year old male to say to another, “I’d buy that for a dollar”

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Once they blast Murphy’s hand off we know this movie is serious

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The male nurse working on Murphy has such a bitch voice, and the same mustache as me 🙁 

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Deleted scene from : A male hopital attendant hovers over Robocop’s hospital bed. “My name is Buck, and I like to fuck.”

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They didn’t give the police station any warning before bringing the Robot man to the station or his first day? Rude.  

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Japanese  has one o these cool crowns like Gundamebasenet.com/images/BANP_GR…

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Deleted Scene: The black guy with glasses starts a side business selling Robocop’s food as baby food 

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I wish I knew the black guys name… 🙁

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The way  just leaves the scene of the crime is just plain bad police work.

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Totally different movie if Robocop boned the chick he just saved. A better movie.. 

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The crazy guy holding the mayor hostage should have been played by@DavidKoechner 

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The female reporter would also have a Gundam crown 3.bp.blogspot.com/-ueLn9eNs6Ww/U…

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Deleted Scene: We find out Dick Jones and Bob Morton are father and son. furiouscinema.com/wp-content/upl…

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Great GIF moment around 45:45 i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd267/D…

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I wouldn’t mind seeing a Jack Reacher/Robocop mash-up, but it would probably be awful  @JackReacher

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Sergeant Reed played by Richard Prior 

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I bet you think you’re pretty smart. Do you think you could outsmart a bullet?” I want to meet the guy who confidently says yes 

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I’m glad USB caught on instead of  ‘s data spike cdn-data.holdtheline.me/data/attachmen…

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Now we’re at that sad part of the movie that no one gives a shit about because his former life just felt fake, awful and awkward 

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TJ Lazer was  ‘s Turbo Man flixist.com/ul/216810-turb…

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57:50 a random clubber catches a robber’s gun and keeps dancing. How can we party with this guy? 

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 fed my only desire to do coke off of a woman’s breasts. To this day I still yearn for it.

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I don’t understand how bodies work. Could  get coked out walking through the hazy coke factory?

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FACT: The  theme could play throughout the entire movie and it wouldn’t enhance or weaken the film. youtube.com/watch?v=O_AkU8…

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clay looks less like clay than ED209 does 

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Probably not made out of clay…

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What bothers me isn’t that ED209 can’t handle stairs, it’s that he was dumb enough to try  ..and also the baby screams.

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DELETED SCENE: Dennis Leary’s character from Demolition Man comes out from underground to save Robocop when the police betray him

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6,000 SUX. Possibly the best piece of social commentary in static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2010081312…

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76:45. Possible Eddie Van Halen citing 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapxng6…

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Top helmet pull-offs in cinema: 1. Predator 2.  3. Darth Vader

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2,000th tweet

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@joecabello Long-hair pointing and screaming was dinosaur animator for the fake commercial

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I appreciate Robocop using baby food bottles for target practice

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Robocop with a helmet on = Badass Robocop without a helmet on = Kind of looks like a prick

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Was there ever a good  game?

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Bob Morton was actually a pretty good guy 

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Great closing credit font 

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 of Robocop is done!

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Stay tuned for a review of the new Robocop (if I don’t get too lazy). Leave a comment and subscribe!

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