Strempf
I’ve never lost an arm wrestling match, mostly because I stopped doing them years ago after my friends all got stronger than me. Now I take the higher ground by quoting Theodore Roosevelt, or accusing them of being gay for wanting to touch my hand.
This video puts most men to shame when it comes to strength. The worst part is that guys that big are usually really nice and talented too, so they’re killing it on every level. I can’t even muster doing 10 pushups a day, or showing a base level of kindness.
I’m off to go buy a Muscle Milk.