Recently one of the scientists behind the comet landing, Matt Taylor, was ostracized for his sexist shirt, depicting women in scantily clad clothing and sexual positions. It’s not doubt that Matt Taylor is a complete monster, and although it’s not substantiated by any real piece of evidence or hearsay, he must have sexually assaulted a woman at some point in his life.
As offensive as the shirt is, is it really that cool? No. Take a look at it.
Now that he has apologized and everything is OK again, it’s time to explore other shirts he could have worn that are equally offensive, but much cooler.
1. Hook Ups The Hundreds
This shirt sexualizes a character that children today still idolize, so it’s super trashy… but it is very cool at the same time!
Cool Factors:
- The fuse looks like it could be hers, or someone else’s penis.
- The bomb is happy to be there.
- She’s smoking.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/The-Hundreds-Hook-Ups-Sitting-Allison-Anime-Cartoon-Fantasy-Tee-Shirt-Top-/350949809206?pt=US_Mens_Tshirts&var=&hash=item51b63d1c36
2. Princess Jasmine offensive sweater
That’s not the Jasmine I remember. This must be a whole new world.
Cool Factors:
- Double middle fingers
- Gas mask
- Spray paints
- Allusions to conflicts in the Middle East
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-iswag-sexier-sweater-jumper-desigual-top-brand-bomb-girl-anime-3D-sweat-shirt-men-women/1757759543.html
3. Winky young girl
There’s no way to verify the age of a one-of cartoon girl, but we can assume this girl is very nubile and very offensive.
Cool Factors:
- Made of silk
- The pattern repeats on the sleeve
- Winking
- Japanese characters
- She’s wearing goggles so she must be some type of hero.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/WINK-Cute-New-Japan-Anime-Manga-Cap-Sleeve-Japanese-T-Shirt-Misses-XS-/190504883409
4. Booby girl
This shirt isn’t trying to hide much, so you pretty much shouldn’t wear it in any social setting, but the design is much better drawn than Matt Taylor’s shirt.
Cool Factors:
- Brazen
- Defensibly nude
http://www.spreadshirt.com/hot-anime-girl-t-shirts-C3376A10827206#/detail/10827206T210A196PC105345275PA330
5. Hooke Ups Hooters
This shirt from Hook Ups lampoons Hooters by sexualizing something that is already highly sexualized.
Cool Factors:
- Parody
