Check out this new piece of mine at TheHiggsWeldon.com:
Dear Home Depot Hiring Department,
You may recognize my name from my recent application for the Human Resources Manager position for your Rowland Heights store. The great company of Home Depot has since been gracious enough to offer me an interview, which I am very happy to take.
However, there is something I’d like to get out in the open before we go any further. I wasn’t sure if I should bring it up since it shouldn’t affect my job performance, but I thought in the effort of displaying honesty I would.
I am a shape shifting lizard person.