Check out my new article on Funny or Die! Click “funny” and share, and all of that good stuff if you feel so inclined.

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Here’s a little excerpt from the middle, and you can read the full article here:

What finally made me realize I needed to quit was the fact that we fight a giant ape named Monstroso on a regular basis. When we’re not fighting him it’s some kind of robot army. I’ve never felt a fear greater than facing a robot army of thousands. I hope I never will.

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If you missed it last week, check out my funny article from PointsInCase.com about a guy and girl who bring a grenade into their relationship to spice things up: The Most Exciting Relationship I Ever Had

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