Category: Articles & Short Stories

How Bruce Willis’ Career Would Have Changed if He Had a Full Head of Hair

Bruce Willis Great American actor, or Greatest American Actor? That’s something you’ll often hear in casual conversation. It’s no mistake that the answer is “Yes” to one, if not both, of those questions. With dozens of great movies behind him, and many more to come, it’s hard to imagine him as anything but a skilled,…

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Taking Back Sunday Lyrics Over Futurama Photos

TAKING BACK SUNDAY LYRICS Taking Back Sunday lyrics placed over iconic Futurama screenshots, marrying two of millennials’ most influential sources of inspiration. Songs: “You Know How I Do”   “Cute Without The ‘E’”   “Cute Without The ‘E’”   “Bike Scene”   “You are So Last Summer”   “There’s no ‘I’ in Team”

​10 hot guys to watch for in 2014 because they’ve been declared missing by friends and family

Swoon over/ salivate over / crush on/ call the police with any details about – Your call entirely! These hunks have us going crazy in 2014! And wondering if their families will ever see them again.

1. Simon Bayler

No one could forget the baby blue eyes on this cutie, so please be on the look out for them as an identifying feature.. Simon was last seen at a beach bonfire with friends.

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2. Chris White

Chris’s parents and fiance have been searching for him for the past two weeks after his mysterious disappearance, but those big guns and award winning smile won’t be hard to miss for long (we hope).

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Analysis of the “Girl shits her pants while twerking” video (Finding problems in anything)

  • The person who posted the video is anti-feminist for posting this embarrassing, sexualized video.
  • The girl twerking is anti-feminist for perpetuating negative views about women with this embarrassing, sexualized video.
  • The poopy that came out of her butt is anti-feminist for doing so without her consent.
  • The girl in the video is racist for her cultural appropriation of an African American dance to get video views.
  • I’m racist for suggesting that cultural appropriation is inherently racist.
  • We are Groot.

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