Check out this new piece on FunnyOrDie.com: Dear Susan, I wanted to explain the way I acted the other night, and why I left so suddenly, just as things were getting intimate between us. The last few dates have been incredible, and I’m glad we’ve waited to have sex, since its allowed us to really…
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“So I Caught a Rattlesnake with My Bare Hands, Now What?” on TheHiggsWeldon.com
You can check out my new piece at TheHiggsWeldon.com! 6 p.m. So, I caught a rattlesnake with my bare hands. Now what? Sure, I looked pretty cool when I grabbed the snake with my Steve Erwin-esque aplomb, but now that everyone stopped clapping I’m not sure what to do with it. At least it was…
Too Many Guns
“Do you ever think you may have too many guns?” Dave asked Blaire over the noise of the squad arming themselves. Blaire bent over to stuff two derringers in his ankle holsters. The Two shotguns on his back toppled over his head as he leaned forward. His other guns rattled with every move. He stood…
Home Alone, et al
Wondering what to watch on Christmas Day with your family? Try one of these films! Home Alone An 8-year-old boy who is accidentally left behind while his family flies to France for Christmas must defend his home against idiotic burglars. Homo Loan A Successful business man and closeted homosexual risks finally coming out to his…
New Longshot Character Posters!
Check it out! I drew these new posters for the Longshot show, every 2nd and 4th Saturday at The Clubhouse (1607 N Vermont ave, Los Angeles)
New Photo Shoot!
My comedy group, Geraldo, had a photo shoot for our upcoming show at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Get your tickets for the show here! 8pm, October 31st. Photos by Marvin Bryan Lemus http://mblemus.com/
Conquering Sequoia: A Travel Essay
Originally published on Kresnik.org This past President’s Day weekend I had the pleasure of visiting Sequoia National Park with my girlfriend, Claire. The great thing about nature is that it’s really hard to enjoy without being drunk or high. That’s the great thing about Claire too, so I expected it to be a great trip.…
Obi-Wan Has a Secret:The Truth Behind Force Persuasion
I made a new video! Check it out and vote on Funny or Die! Obi-Wan has taught Luke everything — well, everything except for force persuasion. Is Luke simply not ready, or does Obi-Wan have a secret reason for holding back. Obi-Wan has a secret: The Truth Behind Force Persuasion – watch more funny videos…
What Miley Cyrus Needs to do Next to Stay Edgy
Celebrity can be fleeting. Look at Lada Gaga. There’s nothing edgy about what she’s doing now. It’s clownish, and I frankly don’t want that to happen to Miley. I want Miley to continue this upward climb of edgy, free spiritedness so she can be around for my kids. That’s why I’ve spent a lot of…
Hot Improv Fights: Who won? Did they really fight? All Questions Answered.
Hot Improv Fights went down last week, featuring the first kickboxing fight at an improv show. If I’m wrong, please let me know. We will openly challenge any other improv show for that title. Even if factual evidence shows we are wrong. For those of you who weren’t there, and even those who were, you…