Category: Joe Cabello
“Don’t You Realize I’m an Unbeatable Giant Beast?” on TheHiggsWeldon.com
I’ve got a new comedy monologue up on TheHiggsWeldon.com, which I highly recommend because everything on there is funny. Visit the site for the whole thing, but here’s a little excerpt. A 26 foot tall ogre looms over a hero on a quest. Before we get into the whole “we fight so you can stop…
5 Things That are More Likely to Kill You Than a Terrorist Attack or my Drunk Driving Accident
When will there be another attack? How many will lives will be taken this year? Who is this faceless enemy? It seems that whenever we talk about public safety, our biggest fear is terrorism, or my 2012 drunk driving accident that took the lives of eight high school students. Although acts of terrorism can be…
Check out my new Web Series, Normandie!
This is a new 3 episode web series my group Longshot and I created. I edited episodes 1 and 2 and directed all 3! Episode 1
Dear Susan, I Can’t Have Sex with You Because I’m a Camel (FunnyOrDie.com)
Check out this new piece on FunnyOrDie.com: Dear Susan, I wanted to explain the way I acted the other night, and why I left so suddenly, just as things were getting intimate between us. The last few dates have been incredible, and I’m glad we’ve waited to have sex, since its allowed us to really…
10 Great Ice-breaking Questions for Uber Drivers
Where are you headed? First time there? What do you do for work? I drive for Uber to support my wife. Here’s a picture. Do you think she’s pretty? Is my wife the type of girl you would be attracted to? Do you know what a cuckold is? How long have you been living out…
What I Never Expected Out of Your Yoga Studio
When I came into Sunrise Yoga wearing a leather jacket, tight studded pants, a bandana, and a fake beard, I expected dirty looks, I expected laughs and snickers, and I even expected the teacher to draw attention to me in the form of a pithy remark. It comes with the territory. What I never expected…
5 Parenting Hacks We Learned About in 2015
From creating a fun-for-hours stair slide by using cardboard, to using a slice of bread to clean up broken glass, this year has brought us some amazingly helpful parenting hacks. As useful as these hacks have been, there have also been plenty of other parenting hacks. Here are the top 5 parenting hacks we found…
The Blues
One day I really wanted to play the blues, so I went out and bought a $600 blues guitar. Technically it was $249, but the tag said the original price was $600, so I got the quality of a $600 guitar AND I got a deal. That was my first mistake. There’s nothing bluesy about…