Scrote One: A Star Wars Parody / The Farts Awakens
The hilarious instant cult-classic, Scrote One is a loving parody of the hit Star Wars story, Rogue One.
The only way to stop the Empooper and their weapon of ass-destruction, is a deadly mission lead by Jyzz Erso and the Rebel Assliance — a bunch of scrotes… …together they are Scrote One.
When Jyzz Erso finds out her father is still alive and helping the Empooper — the tyrannical force responsible for killing the Browneye and enslaving the galaxy – she is forced to fight alongside the Rebel Assliance to find him.
How to Scheme Your Way to a Good Life
ABOUT THE BOOK: How To Scheme Your Way To a Good Life
Filled with real world experience and cautionary tales, ‘How to Not Mess Up Your Life’ will be your guide through life’s many unexpected turns and downhill slides, all the while laced with heavy sarcasm and hilarious stark truths about the many unfortunate realities living on earth has to offer. A great reference for key life skills and how to keep things in check, this book is a perfect testimonial for all that life has to throw at you and how to handle it.
This book has been carefully thought to cover important aspects of our life, such as :
•Letting go of your younger years
•Your first job
•College
•Getting a real job pt 1
•Getting a fake job
•Getting a real job pt 2
•Dealing with friends
•Dealing with strangers
•Time management
•Dating
•Relationships
•Health
•Conclusion
If you’re seriously looking for a way to change your life or if you just want to have a good laugh and if you don’t mind me being brutally honest and having a crude humor, I really think this book is for you. It is the first step to having a better life! So what are you waiting for?
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Purge House
Michael and Toke are cousins who perish in an accident, but wake up in the afterlife as contestants on a post reality show called Purge House. They’ll have to compete if they want to make it into Heaven, or risk being voted back to Earth to reincarnate. Lot’s of action and lot’s of laughs await.
Coming soon to Amazon in audiobook form, as well as audible