Celebrity (also known as Celebrities or Lunchbox) is a party game where teams play against each other to guess as many celebrity names as possible before time runs out.
-Celebrity (Game): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_%28game%29
To the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card,
Fuck you.
No. Just no. Henri Matisse is not a celebrity. He’s not anybody, really. How dare you.
Do I know who Henri Matisse is? No. Should I? Eight years of fine schooling tells me no. If I did know who he was, would I ever expect him in a game of celebrity? Hell no, I wouldn’t.
You are shitting on the game, the people in the room, and even America when you put Henri Matisse on a celebrity card. You know how I know this? Leo’s blank face as he picked up the stupid Henri Matisse card, and the even blanker faces of our friends once said card was revealed.
The way you rang out “Henri Matisse!” after Leo gave the following clue: “I don’t know… French?”
We know it was you, but we could never prove it. And you know that.
Should I know Henri Matisse? Fuck no. The only painters who belong in Celebrity are Picasso and Van Gogh. Period. Sometimes Andy Warhol.
You don’t deserve America. You belong in Syria, or Egypt a couple of years ago. Unless there’s still some bad shit going on over there. If so, you belong there now.
Oh, what? You couldn’t think of five celebrities so you wrote Henri Matisse?
Two words: Tim Allen.
You’re telling me Henri Matisse is better than Tim Allen? Eat shit.
Person who wrote “White Obama,” I have no issue with you, but watch it.
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