Tag: open letter

Dear Tyler, My Room is Better than Yours

Dear Tyler, My room is better than yours. Period. And everyone in your 1st grade class knows it. You could literally ask every person on earth and not a single one would choose yours over mine. There’s no ifs ands or buts about it. My room completely destroys yours. Where to start… How about THE Millenium Falcon.…

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An Open Letter to the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card

Celebrity (also known as Celebrities or Lunchbox) is a party game where teams play against each other to guess as many celebrity names as possible before time runs out. -Celebrity (Game): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_%28game%29 To the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card, Fuck you. No. Just no. Henri Matisse is not a celebrity.…

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