Author: Joe Cabello

We Beat Weekend Update – 5/2/14 (Andrew Garfield/Coldplay)

So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…

Continue reading

An Open Letter to the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card

Celebrity (also known as Celebrities or Lunchbox) is a party game where teams play against each other to guess as many celebrity names as possible before time runs out. -Celebrity (Game): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_%28game%29 To the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card, Fuck you. No. Just no. Henri Matisse is not a celebrity.…

Continue reading

We Beat Weekend Update – 4/12/14 (Seth Rogen/Ed Shereen)

So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…

Continue reading

We Beat Weekend Update – 4/5/14 (Anna Kendrick/Pharrell)

So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…

Continue reading

We Beat Weekend Update – 3/29/14 (Louis CK/Sam Smith)

So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…

Continue reading