So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…
Author: Joe Cabello
My Break-up Letter to Liam Hemsworth
Dear Liam, I’m breaking up with you. As much as this hurts, I think we both saw this coming. You have to admit that over the past few months our relationship has been rocky at best. I’ve thought about this for so long, Liam, and I just don’t think this relationship can handle the strain…
An Open Letter to the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card
Celebrity (also known as Celebrities or Lunchbox) is a party game where teams play against each other to guess as many celebrity names as possible before time runs out. -Celebrity (Game): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_%28game%29 To the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card, Fuck you. No. Just no. Henri Matisse is not a celebrity.…
We Beat Weekend Update – 4/12/14 (Seth Rogen/Ed Shereen)
So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…
We Beat Weekend Update – 4/5/14 (Anna Kendrick/Pharrell)
So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…
Desperately Seeking Sitter: The Goodmans
Sevan & Sam Goodman are looking for a very specific type of sitter. Written by: Beck Medina & Carla Valderrama Subscribe to Beck and Carla on Youtube! Subscribe to our Youtube channel! Sign up for weekly recaps of Kresnik posts!
We Beat Weekend Update – 3/29/14 (Louis CK/Sam Smith)
So often someone will think of a joke then find out it was done, you know, Wednesday night on such-and-such show, so we can’t do it. -Doug Abeles, writer for Weekend Update We Beat Weekend Update! Check out the last episode! Every week Fred Le and Joe Cabello bet $100 on who can beat Saturday…
A Chat With Kat: Chase Bernstein
A Chat With Kat is a talk show hosted by stand-up comedian Kat Radley. On Kat’s show she interviews some of the best comedic talent of our time! New episodes Wednesdays! Check out last week’s! Episode 4 with Follow @Chase__Chase
How Guy Spies Actually Act
For every really cool, respectful spy like James Bond, there had to be 50 other spies who were just absolute shit-bags. This video is all about that type of spy (NSFW, but not the type of NSFW you can masturbate to). Written and Directed by Joe Cabello Acted by Claire Barnhart and Adam Grimes Subscribe to our Youtube…
In Which a Man Deadlifts 1,155 lbs
Strempf I’ve never lost an arm wrestling match, mostly because I stopped doing them years ago after my friends all got stronger than me. Now I take the higher ground by quoting Theodore Roosevelt, or accusing them of being gay for wanting to touch my hand. This video puts most men to shame when it comes…