Category: Articles & Short Stories
The Guy Who Doesn’t Have Superpowers Quits the Super Hero Team
Check out my new article on Funny or Die! Click “funny” and share, and all of that good stuff if you feel so inclined. Click to Read Here’s a little excerpt from the middle, and you can read the full article here: What finally made me realize I needed to quit was the fact that…
5 Parenting Hacks We Learned About in 2015
From creating a fun-for-hours stair slide by using cardboard, to using a slice of bread to clean up broken glass, this year has brought us some amazingly helpful parenting hacks. As useful as these hacks have been, there have also been plenty of other parenting hacks. Here are the top 5 parenting hacks we found…
Brian Williams’ Other Stories
I was once on a navy cruiser when it took heavy fire from a helicopter turret. I was also on the helicopter. During the attack on Tower 2 of the World Trade Center, I was in the building helping people evacuate. It was incredible, and I still keep in touch with some of those people…
“So I Caught a Rattlesnake with My Bare Hands, Now What?” on TheHiggsWeldon.com
You can check out my new piece at TheHiggsWeldon.com! 6 p.m. So, I caught a rattlesnake with my bare hands. Now what? Sure, I looked pretty cool when I grabbed the snake with my Steve Erwin-esque aplomb, but now that everyone stopped clapping I’m not sure what to do with it. At least it was…
Britney Spears Unveils New Hot Body in this Stunning, Completely Photoshopped Picture that Isn’t Even Her
Getting ready for her upcoming Vegas show and recuperating from having a child eight years ago, Britney Spears recently showed off her rocking new body. Despite noticeable digital enhancements, and the fact that this is clearly not Britney Spears, we think the 33-year-old pop-star and mother of two looks great! So, what do you think? Is Britney’s hot…
About the Clown I Hired for John’s Birthday
First I want to address that, no, the clown I hired was not an actual clown. I admit that, and I am sorry, but we have to look at the good here. Was he a clown? No. Did he do funny tricks, songs or dances, as was expected? No. Did he hurt anyone? Yes, but…
10 Ways to tell if Someone’s Fingers are Wet
Wet Fingers? Gross! We’ve all been in this situation. You touch someone’s hand and their fingers are wet. We all hate it, yet we put up with it. Here are some ways to spot if someone’s fingers are wet before it becomes a problem. Wet finger signs: 1. They glisten A classic sign of someone’s fingers being…
Ben Franklin Also Made Bill Cosby Rape Jokes Back in 1764
After it came to light that Tina Fey had made Bill Cosby rape jokes on Saturday Night Live back in 2005, as well as in 2009 in an episode of the Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip spin-off series, 30 Rock, it seems that just about everyone has been joking about these long unspoken allegations right under the public’s…
It Looked Like an Animated GIF, but You’ll never Guess What it Actually Was
What’s up with GIFs? Look through any blog or google image search and you’re guaranteed to see at least a few GIFs – a form of computer image that moves as an animation. Joe Cabello thought he found a goldmine when he went looking for gifs, but you’ll never guess what happened when he clicked one. It all started with…