Taking place in an alternate reality, A Subjunctive Courtship, follows the life of Adolf Hitler if he would have moved to the United States with his mother when he was 5 years old. Instead of becoming the evil man we know him as, he becomes a force of good working for the United States, specifically…
Category: Articles & Short Stories
My Break-up Letter to Liam Hemsworth
Dear Liam, I’m breaking up with you. As much as this hurts, I think we both saw this coming. You have to admit that over the past few months our relationship has been rocky at best. I’ve thought about this for so long, Liam, and I just don’t think this relationship can handle the strain…
An Open Letter to the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card
Celebrity (also known as Celebrities or Lunchbox) is a party game where teams play against each other to guess as many celebrity names as possible before time runs out. -Celebrity (Game): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_%28game%29 To the person who wrote ‘Henri Matisse’ on their Celebrity game card, Fuck you. No. Just no. Henri Matisse is not a celebrity.…
Conquering Sequoia: A Travel Essay
[dropcap style=”simple” size=”5″]T[/dropcap]his past President’s Day weekend I had the pleasure of visiting Sequoia National Park with my girlfriend, Claire. The great thing about nature is that it’s really hard to enjoy without being drunk or high. That’s the great thing about Claire too, so I expected it to be a great trip. This was…
What you can get from a Czech woman for $5
Thank you, chicakak! Recently our Kresnik engineers were scouring the internet for new content (new jobs) when we found fiverr.com. As described on their website: The place for people to share things they’re willing to do for $5. We support any endeavor where someone is willing to do something strange for a little bit of…
The World’s Most Manliest Men: Tommy Quinn Edition
There is no limit to how strong a human man can be, and it really is a disgrace to see a human being grow old without ever recognizing how strong he can be. That’s just my belief. -Jerry Boyd, armwrestler The World’s Most Manliest Men: Tommy Quinn Edition I know a thing or two about…
In defense of this horrid, contrived Urban Outfitters vintage punk jacket
The first thing you need to do is check out this vintage men’s punk leather jacket by Urban Outfitters. The second thing you need to do is buy it. I’ve never led you astray with clothing before! Surprisingly, this amazing jacket has attracted some negative attention, inspiring such comments as: Someone found my middle school sketch…