When will there be another attack? How many will lives will be taken this year? Who is this faceless enemy? It seems that whenever we talk about public safety, our biggest fear is terrorism, or my 2012 drunk driving accident that took the lives of eight high school students. Although acts of terrorism can be…
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Dear Susan, I Can’t Have Sex with You Because I’m a Camel (FunnyOrDie.com)
Check out this new piece on FunnyOrDie.com: Dear Susan, I wanted to explain the way I acted the other night, and why I left so suddenly, just as things were getting intimate between us. The last few dates have been incredible, and I’m glad we’ve waited to have sex, since its allowed us to really…
10 Great Ice-breaking Questions for Uber Drivers
Where are you headed? First time there? What do you do for work? I drive for Uber to support my wife. Here’s a picture. Do you think she’s pretty? Is my wife the type of girl you would be attracted to? Do you know what a cuckold is? How long have you been living out…
5 Parenting Hacks We Learned About in 2015
From creating a fun-for-hours stair slide by using cardboard, to using a slice of bread to clean up broken glass, this year has brought us some amazingly helpful parenting hacks. As useful as these hacks have been, there have also been plenty of other parenting hacks. Here are the top 5 parenting hacks we found…
Britney Spears Unveils New Hot Body in this Stunning, Completely Photoshopped Picture that Isn’t Even Her
Getting ready for her upcoming Vegas show and recuperating from having a child eight years ago, Britney Spears recently showed off her rocking new body. Despite noticeable digital enhancements, and the fact that this is clearly not Britney Spears, we think the 33-year-old pop-star and mother of two looks great! So, what do you think? Is Britney’s hot…
About the Clown I Hired for John’s Birthday
First I want to address that, no, the clown I hired was not an actual clown. I admit that, and I am sorry, but we have to look at the good here. Was he a clown? No. Did he do funny tricks, songs or dances, as was expected? No. Did he hurt anyone? Yes, but…
10 Ways to tell if Someone’s Fingers are Wet
Wet Fingers? Gross! We’ve all been in this situation. You touch someone’s hand and their fingers are wet. We all hate it, yet we put up with it. Here are some ways to spot if someone’s fingers are wet before it becomes a problem. Wet finger signs: 1. They glisten A classic sign of someone’s fingers being…
Ben Franklin Also Made Bill Cosby Rape Jokes Back in 1764
After it came to light that Tina Fey had made Bill Cosby rape jokes on Saturday Night Live back in 2005, as well as in 2009 in an episode of the Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip spin-off series, 30 Rock, it seems that just about everyone has been joking about these long unspoken allegations right under the public’s…
It Looked Like an Animated GIF, but You’ll never Guess What it Actually Was
What’s up with GIFs? Look through any blog or google image search and you’re guaranteed to see at least a few GIFs – a form of computer image that moves as an animation. Joe Cabello thought he found a goldmine when he went looking for gifs, but you’ll never guess what happened when he clicked one. It all started with…