I was once on a navy cruiser when it took heavy fire from a helicopter turret. I was also on the helicopter. During the attack on Tower 2 of the World Trade Center, I was in the building helping people evacuate. It was incredible, and I still keep in touch with some of those people…
Category: Joe Cabello
Too Many Guns
“Do you ever think you may have too many guns?” Dave asked Blaire over the noise of the squad arming themselves. Blaire bent over to stuff two derringers in his ankle holsters. The Two shotguns on his back toppled over his head as he leaned forward. His other guns rattled with every move. He stood…
I’m on Ryan Middledorf’s Whatsa Podcast!
A month ago or so I went on Ryan Middledorf’s podcast called Whatsa Podcast and now it’s online! It was my first time meeting Ryan and he’s an excellent interviewer. Listen to me mumble through the first few minutes and then get into things like how you force yourself to work on stuff, creative process,…
Britney Spears Unveils New Hot Body in this Stunning, Completely Photoshopped Picture that Isn’t Even Her
Getting ready for her upcoming Vegas show and recuperating from having a child eight years ago, Britney Spears recently showed off her rocking new body. Despite noticeable digital enhancements, and the fact that this is clearly not Britney Spears, we think the 33-year-old pop-star and mother of two looks great! So, what do you think? Is Britney’s hot…
About the Clown I Hired for John’s Birthday
First I want to address that, no, the clown I hired was not an actual clown. I admit that, and I am sorry, but we have to look at the good here. Was he a clown? No. Did he do funny tricks, songs or dances, as was expected? No. Did he hurt anyone? Yes, but…
10 Ways to tell if Someone’s Fingers are Wet
Wet Fingers? Gross! We’ve all been in this situation. You touch someone’s hand and their fingers are wet. We all hate it, yet we put up with it. Here are some ways to spot if someone’s fingers are wet before it becomes a problem. Wet finger signs: 1. They glisten A classic sign of someone’s fingers being…
Ben Franklin Also Made Bill Cosby Rape Jokes Back in 1764
After it came to light that Tina Fey had made Bill Cosby rape jokes on Saturday Night Live back in 2005, as well as in 2009 in an episode of the Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip spin-off series, 30 Rock, it seems that just about everyone has been joking about these long unspoken allegations right under the public’s…
It Looked Like an Animated GIF, but You’ll never Guess What it Actually Was
What’s up with GIFs? Look through any blog or google image search and you’re guaranteed to see at least a few GIFs – a form of computer image that moves as an animation. Joe Cabello thought he found a goldmine when he went looking for gifs, but you’ll never guess what happened when he clicked one. It all started with…
How Bruce Willis’ Career Would Have Changed if He Had a Full Head of Hair
Bruce Willis Great American actor, or Greatest American Actor? That’s something you’ll often hear in casual conversation. It’s no mistake that the answer is “Yes” to one, if not both, of those questions. With dozens of great movies behind him, and many more to come, it’s hard to imagine him as anything but a skilled,…